OUTLASTING
Hedonist

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

snapchatting:

the best prank is walking around your school with a “#1 Grandma” mug. not because it’ll trick people into thinking you’re a grandma, but because it’ll trick them into thinking you’re #1, when really you’re #45,604 at most

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

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westbor0baptistchurch:

returning to school after winter break with your new clothes like

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

guy:

when ur friend falls asleep during a sleepover

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